A JOKE：SHENG WANG: FUN AT THE PARK

Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching.

A JOKE：BRIAN KILEY: SHOT AN ELK

I went hunting for the first time. I shot an elk. I felt really bad at first, but the guy was wearing a plaid leisure suit.

A JOKE：CAREFUL WHAT YOU KICK

A boy asks his mother for breakfast. She says, "Not until you feed the animals."

The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicks the chicken. He does the same with the cow and the pig.

The boy goes back into the house and tells his mother that he's hungry. His mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow, so you're not getting any milk, and I saw kick the pig, so you're not getting any bacon."

Just then the boy's father walks down the steps, trips and kicks the cat. The boy says, "Mom, should I tell him?"

A JOKE：BEST GOLDFISH JOKE EVER

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, "You man the guns; I'll drive."

A JOKE：BASKETBALL CHICKEN

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

A: He heard the ref was blowing fowls.

A JOKE：ANDREW NORELLI: WRONG TIME TO WORRY

People worry about health at the wrong times, you ever notice that? 'Ooh, there's a hair in my food.' You're eating bacon -- there's a pig's ass in your food.

A JOKE：AMANDA MELSON: TAKE BACK THE FIELD

I read that, apparently, 13% of young men living in rural America lose their virginity to livestock. That is not right -- those poor cows. I'm thinking of starting the first annual 'Take Back the Field' rally. I've got some slogans for the cows, like, 'Moo Means No!' Or, 'Hey, stop treating us like women and start treating us like pieces of meat!'

A JOKE：A SACK FULL OF CHICKENS

Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over his shoulder. The other man asks what's in the sack.

The first man says, "I got me some chickens for dinner tonight."

The other man asks how many chickens are in the sack.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the first redneck, "If you can guess how many chickens I got in this here sack, I'll give them both to you."

A JOKE：ADAM FERRARA: LOOK TO NATURE

I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie -- just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

A JOKE：A GUMMY PROBLEM

Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: He was stuck to the chicken's foot.

A JOKE：A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts."

The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"

Two Everest climbers die as some 30 trekkers develop illness, frostbite

The two climbers died from apparent altitude sickness, highlighting the risks of climbing the world’s highest mountain.

Man ‘shot three-year-old step son dead for jumping on bed’

A man is accused of shooting his three-year-old step son in the head after he ignored warns to stop jumping on a bed.

George Coty Wayman was charged with killing the boy, Dominic Tra’Juan Castro.

The child died after Tuesday’s shooting, which happened in a travel trailer in north Texas.

Sheriff Kenny Lemons said it appears that Wayman, 18, pointed his gun at Dominic and said that if he didn’t stop jumping on the bed, he would be shot.

He allegedly fired the gun and hit the boy in the back of the head.

Dominic died in Wichita Falls hospital the following day.

娱乐圈里的明星赚钱当然是非常快的，一个代言，一段广告

娱乐圈里的明星赚钱当然是非常快的，一个代言，一段广告，小则近百万，大则上千万。而在有了钱之后，很多明星也非常善于理财，因此俗话说“钱滚钱”，富得更富。而在这个圈子里，有不少人是公认的有钱，或是靠自己赚来的钱投资，或是帮助老公打理家产等等。而有一些明星，他们虽然并没有被曝光多有钱，但确实不折不扣的小富婆，因为低调，才不显山漏水，下面一起来看看娱乐圈有哪些你不知道的隐形富婆女星吧。

Angelababy

她是娱乐圈的“嫩模始祖”，也是“内地影视一哥”黄晓明的老婆（已领证），自从跨界影视圈后机会不断代言无数。虽然有人气有市场，但baby并未和其他当红的女星那般出手阔绰，而是经商有道钱滚钱利滚利。在她名下除了拥有美甲店之外，近来更是和友人一起出资开了咖啡厅“babycafe”自己担任老板娘兼代言人，不声不响得就已经赚了千万身家，堪称新生代财貌双全的女艺人。

谭维维

谭维维作为06年的超女亚军和公认的实力派，发展并未如人们所期那般好，直到去年的话题作品《谭某某》才引起了点关注。虽然和05年的几位师姐比发展要差得多，但谭维维却是有着几位红人都难以企及的身价。她的工作室远大卓越不仅出资主板了张惠妹的自贡演唱会，连今年的大片《东成西就》2011也是投资方之一，看来不声不响得谭维维不仅自己做了老板，还是名副其实的“隐形富婆”。

杨怡

作为TVB近年来力捧的花旦，尤其是在“一姐”佘诗曼离巢后，杨怡晋升为“新一姐”，但是TVB的剥削和薪酬低是众所周知的，多年来一直有前辈花旦压住以至于杨怡难有出头日。其实，走红很久的杨怡身家不费，绝对是“隐形富婆”，不止被曝光了豪车豪宅，更被传保养同是TVB艺人的某男星，身价可见一斑。

叶璇

近年来转战大萤幕的叶璇，在多部叫好又叫座的大片里有惊艳表现，成为“票房女王”。虽然来到内地后，叶璇不再是一线女星，但其身家却令很多一线女星都望尘莫及。自己投资4000万拍摄《第99个寡妇》堪称大手笔，原来叶璇不用嫁入豪门自己就是不折不扣的“隐形富婆”。

海清

一直很低调的海清，靠着《蜗居》、《媳妇的美好时代》、《黎明之前》等火爆的热剧，早已经贵为内地一线女星，电视剧片酬在女演员里数一数二，每部戏都有近千万的收入。但和她对自己的婚姻家庭闭口不谈一样，海清也是内地女演员中最亲民的，虽是“隐形富婆”但绝对财不外露，这“国民媳妇”当得果真名副其实。

杨思琦

港姐冠军出身的杨思琦曾是TVB力捧的新生代花旦，在多部热播剧集中都有精彩的表现，但由于违背高层意志为了爱情被雪藏。虽然令人唏嘘杨思琦为爱情不要事业，但其实人家并不差钱。出道后的杨思琦疯狂接秀，在其他女星都过著奢侈生活的时候却节衣缩食攒下了第一桶金，之后越赚越多，虽然现在在娱乐圈看似没有出头日但是手头的三层豪宅已经市价破1700万，杨思琦因此也成为香港娱乐圈公认的“隐形富婆”。

傅艺伟

提起傅艺伟，相信80后都会记得小时候看《封神榜》时那个妖艳无比魅惑众生的“苏妲己”，作为内地影视圈的老牌美女，近年来傅艺伟依然活跃在萤屏，只是在新生代美女的冲击下，已经成为“妈妈专业户”了。虽然演艺事业高峰已去，但傅艺伟却是坐拥过亿身家的“隐形富婆”，名下拥有30多家名牌服装店，演戏经商两不误，堪称后辈女星的榜样。

张玉珊

漂亮的容貌，优雅的气质令张玉珊得到业内外的一直看好，但在事业高峰期25岁便退出娱乐圈令人大跌眼镜。虽然曝光度和当时走红的时候相差巨大，但张玉珊却不声不响得积累了令人惊讶的财富。她创立的修身堂控股公司已经上市，令其成为身家数亿的“最年轻CEO”，在她那里曝光度和娱乐圈的光鲜不过是浮云，实打实的赚钱才是硬道理。

许秋怡

一曲《片片枫叶情》许秋怡唱红两岸三地，虽然在如今新人辈出的乐坛，许秋怡已经淡出许久，但依然颇有市有价。单靠着成名曲《片片枫叶情》来内地走穴登台每月就能赚得近百万的酬劳，不在线上了依然身家厚实。虽然挣得是辛苦钱，但在唱片业不景气的今天，许秋怡还是令很多虽然有人气却没工作的选秀艺人们望其项背。